The Expendables 2 (2012)


Kocak abis! Buat mereka generasi Chuck Norris, Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Lundgreen, dan Willis, film ini wajib ditonton saking kocaknya.

Film yang ceritanya sangat ringan dan nggak penting ini menitikberatkan pada ciri khas kemunculan masing-masing aktornya. Stallone punya tugas berat membagi peran masing-masing jagoan agar cukup seimbang dan memuaskan penggemarnya masing-masing.

Dari kemunculan semua aktor gaek, yang paling lucu jelas kemunculan Chuck Norris yang selalu muncul dan pergi sesuka hatinya.

Ceritanya gini. Chuck Norris kan sempet ngilang dari dunia perfilman. Baru come back di The Cutter yang so so banget di tahun 2005 setelah dikenang di Walker Texas Ranger. Banyak fansnya yang melebaykan dia dengan guyonan di internet, seolah-olah Chuck Norris sehebat dewa.

Misal:

  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
  • Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake…….. After three days of pain and agony ………………the rattle snake died
  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him
  • Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
  • When Chuck Norris reads a Chuck Norris Fact, he doesn’t laugh. he simply nods.
  • Dan seterusnya, silakan ngakak abis di sini.

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Sangat menghibur buat mereka yang kenal dengan para aktor gaek. Generasi baru mungkin gak terlalu ngakak nonton film ini 🙂

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Hi, my name is Wisnu Widiarta. I am a movie lover and love traveling especially camping and doing outdoor activities. Coding and problem solving in general are things I love as well.

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